Cody Inc.

Warning: This post will contain insanely random quotes of Cody’s friends. They are at random times and should be avoided at all costs.

These past days have been interesting enough. Full of weird videos in science, steroids, a dating web, some report card grades, big words, and a history-making election. Engrossed yet? Read out to get discriptions.

Well, on Monday (this is the part including “weird videos in science”) we were watching a video in Honor’s Science about mudslides and it turns out that the narrator was saying:

The devastation was endless. 40 people were killed. Roads became trenches. Houses became piles of wood. Three lions escaped from the zoo.

Well. My very MATURE Honor’s class decided that the last part was hilarious! So after some joking about it, and making it the classes’ first unofficial “inside” joke, it became a chain text message. Started by my friend, Abby, and it’s spreading faster than sifilus does in our school. Copy of the text:

THREE LIONS ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO!!!!

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PASS THIS ON OR THEY’LL EAT YOU!!!!!

So now the “Lions Epidemic” has spread out among every freshman and sophomore in all three of our county’s high schools.

Of course we all know that Barrack Osam- I mean Obama won the election. But on Wednesday, a dating web broke out among my friend Sam, and I. Basics: I liked Sam, Sam has boyfriend- I no longer like Sam. -Later in the school year- Sam likes me, I like Sam again. Sam STILL has boyfriend, but decides she loves him and wants to date BOTH of us. I’m left having to turn down Sam, and now trying to break her and her boyfriend up and ultimately winning her.

Yes. Well. Onto more interesting things. Like (BIG words, steroids, and report card grades) So in World History, we somehow got on the issue of beliefs. So someone blurts out:

I was taught that when we die, we come back as animals!

We’ve already gone over Hinduism, the person was just being ignorrant. So my friend Tiffany (who never talks on subject in class) just yells out:

Thats called REINCARNATION! I soooo remember that!

Indeed. So I wrote Tiffany that stated:

REINCARNATION! Tiffany is S-M-A-R-T-E! She can use BIG words.

Well. [Laughing my ask off] Tiffany says: Yep! I’m S-M-A-R-T-E.

Now onto the drugs. I went to the doctor, considering I have asthma and my inhaler wasn’t helping anymore. So I got put on a steroids inhaler. And on the way back from the doctor, we looked at my report card:

Honor’s Earth and Environmental Sciences- 92%

Health/PE- 92%

Chorus- 100%

World History- 100%

Whoot! High school can’t even break my record! I officially haven’t left the A-B Honor Roll since the third grade. Yep, never gotten a C on a report card before.

No Trivia.

-Cody